[This is a repeat from a few years back – many liked it, although some
thought I was picking on them or their friends personally. Who knew?]
Narcissistic — Hark the Herald Angles Sing About Me
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?
Manic — Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores
and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire
Hydrants and……
Paranoid — Santa Claus is Coming to Get me
Borderline Personality Disorder — Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
Multiple Personality Disorder — We Three Queens Disoriented Are
Dementia — I Think I’ll be Home for Christmas
Personality Disorder — You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna
Pout, Maybe I’ll tell You Why
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder —Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells
Agoraphobia – I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day, but Wouldn’t Leave My
House.
Senile Dementia – Walking in a Winter Wonderland – Miles from My House in My
Slippers and Robe
Gender Oppositional Disorder – I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus
Social Anxiety Disorder – Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas, While I
Sit Here and Hyperventilate
Attention Deficit Disorder – We Wish You . . . Hey Look!!! It’s Snowing!!!
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”