1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and
talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.
2. Grandchildren are God’s reward for not killing your own children.
3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.
4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word
what you shouldn’t have said.
5. The main purpose of holding children’s parties is to remind yourself that
there are children more awful than your own.
6. Most often a baby wakes up in the weewee hours of the morning.
7. A child will not spill on a dirty floor.
8. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
9. The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also
turns to the left.
10. God invented mothers because he couldn’t be everywhere at once. God
invented guilt so mothers could be everywhere at once.
11. Those who say they “sleep like a baby” obviously haven’t got one.
12. We child-proofed our home, but they are still getting in.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”