I’m not sure of all the details of the new health-care program, but I’m
already fearful because of my HMO. Not saying the HMO was bad, but . . .
* Directions to your doctor’s office include, “take a left when you enter
the trailer park.”
* Only item listed under Preventive Care feature of coverage is “an apple a
day”
* Tongue depressors taste faintly of fudgesicle.
* Only proctologist in the plan is “Gus” from Roto-Rooter.
* Your “primary care physician” is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill
last month.
* “Patient responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges” is not a typo.
* Your last prescription came with pills in different colors with little
“M”‘s on them.
* The only expense covered 100% is embalming.
* The only good news is that they say they are naming a disease after me.
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Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I love”