A Texan, a Californian, and a Nevadan were out riding their horses.
The Texan pulled out an expensive bottle of whiskey, took a big swig, then
another, and then suddenly threw it into the air, pulled out his gun and
shot the bottle in midair.
The Californian looked at the Texan and said, “What are you doing? That was
a perfectly good bottle of whiskey! The Texan replied, “In Texas, there’s
plenty of whiskey and bottles are cheap.
A while later, not wanted to be outdone, the Californian pulled out a bottle
of champagne, took a few sips, threw the half full champagne bottle into the
air, pulled out his gun, and shot it in midair.
The Nevadan couldn’t believe this and said “What in the world did you that
for? That was an expensive bottle of champagne! The Californian replied, “In
California there is plenty of champagne and bottles are cheap.”
A while later, the Nevadan pulled out a bottle of Diet Mountain Dew. He
opened it, took a sip, took another sip, then chugged the rest. He then put
the bottle back in his saddlebag, pulled out his gun, turned, and shot the
Californian.
The shocked Texan said “Why did you do that?”
The Nevadan replied, “Well, in Nevada we have plenty of Californians and
bottles are worth a nickel.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I love”