Some months ago we shared “handy tips” for life. Remember that great idea,
“If a person is choking on an ice cube, don’t panic. Simply pour a jug of
boiling water down their throat and presto! The blockage is almost instantly
removed.”
Well, we’ve got some more tips . . .
Old telephone books make ideal FREE personal address books. Simply cross out
the names and addresses of people you don’t know.
Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding
an old TV or VCR remote control up to your ear and occasionally swerving
across the road and jumping the curb.
Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windshield wipers turned to ‘fast
wipe’ whenever you leave your car parked illegally.
No time for a bath? Wrap yourself in duct tape and remove the dirt by simply
peeling it off.
Apply red nail polish to your nails before clipping them. The red nails will
be much easier to spot on your sheets or bedroom carpet. (Unless you have a
red carpet, in which case a contrasting polish should be selected.)
You’re welcome
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I love”