“I’ve had a tough last 12 months”, sa=
id a friend when I inquired how his life was going.
Last November =
– Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days and it was terrible! But the instructio=
ns said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 128!
Then in December – Had a=
fire and couldn’t call 911. "Duh" – there’s no "eleven"=
; buttons on the stupid phone!
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January – Took new scarf back to sto=
re because it was too tight.
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bsp;
February – Fired from pharmacy job fo=
r failing to print labels. Helllloooo?? Bottles won’t fit in printer.
March – Got excited. I finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box sa=
id, "2-4 years!"
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p;
April – Trapped on escalator for hours =
as the department store’s power went out!
May – Tried to make Kool-=
Aid but had the wrong instructions. 8 cups of water won’t fit into those li=
ttle packets!
June – Tried to go water skiing but couldn’t find a l=
ake with a slope.
July – Lost back stroke swimming competition. An=
d no wonder! I learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their a=
rms!
August – Got locked out of my car in rain storm and my convert=
ible ended up swamped because the top was down.
September – Failed a tes=
t. But isn’t the capital of California "C"?
October – Ha=
te M & M’s. They are so hard to peel.
What a year!
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Dr. Bob Griffin=
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus kn=
ows me, this I Love”