Former =
Grif.Net said “if someone with multiple personalities threatens to ki=
ll himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
So what abo=
ut if someone with multiple personalities:
a) Kills himself, is it a mass suicide?
b) Is murdered, is it a mass murder?
c) Stands up, is it a mass uprising?
d) Gets confused, is it mass confusion?
e) Wants to vote for multiple politicians, can he?
f) Runs for office, how many times sh=
ould we vote for him? (…or against him?)
g) Expresses himself, have we heard from the masses?
h) Can’t make up his mind, are the masses undecided=
?
i) Raises one hand to get saved, b=
ut leaves the other down, is it a split decision?
j) Wants to get saved again, can he?
k) Wants to get baptized, how many times do you dunk him?
Think my humor can lead to deep theological discussions some days.
~~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.gr=
if.net
“It is not enough to stare up the steps;
we must step up =
the stairs =
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