Reprinted from Grif.Net 25 years ago ~
[Understand that c=
omedian George Carlin has given us some of his philosophy of life. Found th=
em humorous and give him 100% credit and/or blame.]
1. Don’t sweat the pet=
ty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
2. Atheism is a non-prophet orga=
nization.
3. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have mon=
keys and apes?
4. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Whe=
re’s the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat =
the purpose.
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5. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets=
aren’t going as ghosts but as mattresses?
6. If a =
mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
7. If someone with m=
ultiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a h=
ostage situation?
8. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eati=
ng an endangered plant?
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9. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish hi=
s wages?
10. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someon=
e will clean them?
11. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has=
the right to remain silent?
12. Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns=
because they taste funny?
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“From all harm safe in His shel=
tering arms
I’m living by faith and feel no al=
arm.”