I tried to make up a joke about ghosts but I couldn’=
t. It had plenty of spirit but no body. So I shifted to making=
jokes about retirement, but none of them were working either.
I got an A=
on my origami assignment when I turned my paper into my teacher.
Dad, wh=
en he puts the car in reverse: "Ah, this takes me back."
What d=
o you call the security guards for Samsung? Guardians of the galaxy.
The =
owner of the tuxedo store kept hovering over me when i was browsing, so I a=
sked him to leave me alone. He said, “Fine, suit yourself.”
T=
here was a break-in at the wig factory. Police are combing the area.
I’d =
love to have kids one day. But that’s as long as I can handle them.
Hard =
work pays off later. Laziness pays off now.
My resume is a list of things=
I hope I never have to do again.
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[I will keep looking]
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Dr. Bob Griffin
“Abhorring all my sin, adoring only Him=
”
[email protected] www.grif.net