[Teaching philosophy at Casper College in 2001, I=
shared sone definitions with my class. They smile politely]
Arbit=
rator \ar’-bi-tray-ter\:
A cook that=
leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.
Avoidable \uh-voy’-duh-buhl\=
:
What a matador tries to do.
Baloney \buh-lo’-nee\:
Where some=
hemlines fall.
Bernadette \burn’-a-det\:
The act of torching a mortgage.
Burglarize \bur’-g=
ler-ize\:
What a crook sees with.
Control \kon-trol’\:
A short,=
ugly inmate.
Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers\:
Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
E=
clipse \i-klips’\:
What an English b=
arber does for a living.
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Eyedropper \i’-drop-ur\:
A clumsy ophthalmologist.
Heroes \hee’-rhos=
\:
What a guy in a boat does.
Left Bank \left’ bangk’\:
What th=
e robber did when his bag was full of loot.
Misty \mis’-tee\:
How golfers create divots.
Para=
dox \par’-u-doks\:
Two physicians.
Parasites \par’-uh-sites\:
W=
hat you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Pharmacist \farm’-uh=
-sist\:
A helper on the farm.
Polarize \po’-lur-ize\:
What peng=
uins see with.
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Primate \pri’-mat\:
Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
Relief \ree-=
leef’\:
What trees do in the spring.=
Rubberneck \rub’-er-nek\:
=
What you do to relax your wife.
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p;
Seamstress \seem’-stres\:
Describes 200 pounds in a size two.
Selfish \sel’-fish\:
What the owner=
of a seafood store does.
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;
Subdued \sub-dood’\:
A guy, that works on one of those submarines.
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Sudafed \sood’-a-fed\:
Bringing liti=
gation against a government official
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Dr. Bob Griffin
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[email protected] www.grif.net
“1 cross + 3 nails =3D 4 given”
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