Each of the following well known proverbs has a key word mis=
sing. Actually, with the fertile mind of Mary Youngquist, there is a =
word SUBSTITUTED for the correct one. Your mission, if you choose to =
accept it, will be to find the erroneous word and replace it with the corre=
ct one. Or just laugh at entirely new meanings.
1. A rolling pin gat=
hers no moss.
2. Many hands make housewor=
k.
3. Let sleeping bags lie.=
4. Don’t look a saw horse in the mouth.
5. Cleanliness is next to impossible.
6. Fools fall in where angels fear to tread.=
7. You can’t teach an old dog card tricks.
8. Don’t kill the goose that laid the deviled egg=
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9. Out of sight, out of order.
10. Don’t burn your bridges at both ends.
11. Politics make strange bedbugs.
12. Penny wise, pound cake.
13. Into each cellar some rain must fall.
14. Don’t count your blessings before they hatch.
15. People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw par=
ties.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“From all harm safe in His sheltering arms
I’m living by faith and feel no alarm.”