Every=
morning I announce loudly to my family that I’m going jogging, but t=
hen don’t go.
It’s a running joke.
I was sitting drinking coffee in my slippers this mo=
rning, when I thought to myself…
I really need to wash =
some mugs.
Every morning after I wake up=
, the first thing I do is make my bed.
Tomorrow I’m ret=
urning this piece of junk to Ikea.
Bough=
t one of those travelling irons yesterday.
Woke up this morni=
ng and it was gone.
If you’re fe=
eling down, try drinking a pint of water before going to bed.
It’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
Why don’t helicopters fly in the morning?=
Twirly.
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This morning I made my coffe=
e with Red Bull instead of water.
After 15 minutes of driving=
on the highway, I realized I left my car at home.
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Dr. Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I Love&=
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