What did the horse say after it tripped?=
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t gi=
ddy-up!
What do you call an angry carrot?
A steamed veggie.
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p;
What do you call a well-balanced horse?=
Stable.
What do you say to boi=
ling water?
RIP. You will be mist.
What do lawyers wear to court?
L=
awsuits.
What has more lives than a cat?
A frog, because it croaks every day.
What does Moby Dick =
the monstrous whale eat?
Fish and sh=
ips.
What did the drumm=
er name her twin daughters?
Anna 1, Anna 2.
What’s small and red and has a rough voice?
A hoarse raddish!
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“It is not enough to stare up the steps;
we must step=
up the stairs=
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