[These ‘jokes’ will draw a groan rather =
than a chuckle. If you don’t get every one, you are not alone.]
What did the cell say to his sister’s cell after she stepped on his foot?=
Mitosis.
The logic pr=
ofesser’s wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the new=
born to the dad.
The wife asks, “Is it a boy or a girl?=
”
The logician says, “Yes.”
=
My friend asked if he was my best friend. I told him o=
n the pH scale, he was a definite 1.
I didn’t tell him that 1 is =
dangerous and probably toxic.
Two hydrog=
en atoms are walking down the street together, when suddenly one shouts, &q=
uot;Oh, no! I lost my electron!"
The other atom asks, &=
quot;Are you sure?"
"Yes, I’m positive!"=
;
Did you hear about the mathematician w=
ho’s afraid of negative numbers?
He will stop at nothing to avoid=
them.
I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium=
got together and I was like, “OMg!"
~~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“It i=
s not enough to stare up the steps;
we must step up the stairs “
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