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05/11/26 Grif.Net – Mother’s Day Report

05/11/26 Grif.Net – Mother’s Day Report

A friend shouted to his Mom on Mother’s Day, &=
#8220;How does breakfast in bed sound?”

She said, “Ooh that sounds lovely!”

He said, “Great, I’ll have bacon, toast, and two =
eggs.”

 

My buddy asked his Mom what she wanted for Mother’s Da=
y.

She said, “Thanks son, but all =
I want is a bit of caring and looking after.”

So, he gave her brochures about area nursing homes.=

 

Yesterda=
y on Mother’s Day, we had a big family get-together. Afterwards my Mo=
m started getting ready to do the dishes.

Of course I couldn’t let her do that on her special day.=

I said, “Leave the dishes, Mom.”
T=
hen I reminded her, “You can always do them Monday.”=

 

The gal =
next door had her Mom ask where she was taking her to go out to eat for Mot=
her’s Day.

Sadly, she realized Mom=
was getting old and forgetful, so she kindly reminded her, “We alrea=
dy have food in the house, Mom”.

 

Me? For Mother’s Day, I boug=
ht my Mom a mug that says, “From the world’s worst son”.

I forgot to mail it, but I think she kno=
ws anyway.

 

~~~

Dr. Bob Griffin

[email protected]  www.grif.net

“Jesus knows =
me, this I Love”

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