[Taken from the March 9, 2011—15 years ago today—=
; Grif Net but still useable for us, Sometimes you just need a way to get b=
ack at someone for their comments or conduct or character or just the way t=
hey are in general. Try a few of these on for size. Look ’em in=
the eye and say sweetly . . . ]
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sp;
I suppose your dad walks you to school bec=
ause you are both in the same grade
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I suppose you can say complete sentence=
s without using a single word from Webster’s Dictionary
I suppose your belt=
buckle is bigger than most hubcaps
=
I suppose you consider your license pla=
te personalized because your dad made it
=
I suppose you have to dust off the=
silverware each year when relatives come over for Thanksgiving
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I suppose y=
our friends think you are a celebrity because your picture appears in post =
offices throughout the country.
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p;
I suppose you’ve sent in a resume to appear=
on America’s Most Wanted
I suppose you think the "seven-year itch&quo=
t; has something to do with your underwear
I suppose your attention span is=
shorter than a documentary on French war heroes
I suppose you’ve gotten a =
rejection letter from an ugly contest because they said "Sorry, no pro=
fessionals allowed."
~~~=
Dr. Bob Griffin
bob@gri=
f.net www.grif.net=
“Jesus knows me, this I Love”
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