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01/14/26 Grif.Net – Status Updates from Friends

01/14/26 Grif.Net – Status Updates from Friends

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[I’ve saved a few upda=
tes of friends from the past months]

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Alr=
ic S. recommended, “If your body is cremated, your ashes can be put i=
n an hour glass so you can continue to participate in family game night.&#8=
221;

 

Scott M. admitted, “As we get=
older, we don’t really sleep.  We just take short naps between =
pee breaks.

 

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Aaron S. reminded, “Fo=
r those who say I don’t need coffee to wake up, I say you don’t=
need a parachute to sky dive, but it sure helps.

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Randy M. said, “Incorrectly is the only word that, w=
hen spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.”

 

Chuck S. related, “I get road rage just walking b=
ehind some people.”

 

Tim M. suggest=
ed, “Thought the Southern Baptist Convention needs to take a hint fro=
m college football and have a championship playoff to find out who is the R=
EAL First Baptist Church.”

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Stacy S=
=2E laments, “January 2026 – Iranians protesting tyrannical Isl=
amic oppression v. Americans protesting for the right to run over law enfor=
cement with their car,”

Ken H. commented, “It’s crazy ho=
w the trees all change color at the same time each year. The process must b=
e autumnated.”

 

Mike B. confessed,=
“At first I was against brain transplanting, but then I changed my m=
ind.”

 

Scott C. complained, &#=
8220;I was told children will follow what parents model as correct behavior=
=2E False. They have seen me sleep. They never sleep.”

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Dr. Bob Griffin

[email protected]  www.grif.net

“Jesus knows me, t=
his I Love”

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