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The Secret Service had to change protocol for when President Trump is =
in danger. Instead of yelling "get down!", they now yell "Do=
nald, duck!"
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Dr Frankenstein entered a body building contest but upon arrival=
he realized he misunderstood the objective.
I have a Polish friend who’s a sound technician. Oh, and a =
Czech one too. Czech one too. Czech one too.
When you look really closely, all mirrors look like eyeballs.
I once bought some used paint. It was in th=
e shape of a house.
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When I was a child, we had =
a sandbox, but it was filled with quicksand. I was an only child, eventuall=
y.
Even=
the veteran lifeguard couldn’t save the hippie because he was, like,=
too far out, man.
I’ve been told I’m co=
ndescending. (That means I talk down to people)
Wanna know the last thing my grandpa said before he kicked the buck=
et? "Wonder how far I can kick this bucket".
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Do you use your right hand to stir your coffee? No, I use a =
spoon.
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[email protected] www.grif.net=
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cross + 3 nails =3D 4 given”
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