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Why do fish live in salt =
water?
Pepper makes them sneeze.
What do toilets do when they’re embarrassed? =
They get a bit flush.
W=
ho wins at baseball – pancakes or waffles?
Wa=
ffles. They have the best batter.
Wha=
t do PHD students In Hawaii eat when they’re hungry?
Academia nuts.
Why did the Oreo go =
to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
Excuse me sir, will my pizza be long? =
No, it’ll be round.
What did the dentist win at the competition?
Just a little plaque.
What =
do you call a skeleton with only a skull?
A nobody.=
Why did Shakespeare always write wit=
h a pen?
Because pencils made him ask ‘2B or =
not 2B’?
What did the bossy cow=
boy say when he walked into a saloon?
He ordered everyone a round.=
What do you call a detective that accidentally =
solves the case?
Sheer Luck Holmes.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“From all harm safe in His shel=
tering arms
I’m living by faith and feel no al=
arm.”