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TOP TEN THINGS TO SAY ABOUT A CHRISTMAS GIFT YOU DIDN’T LIKE
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10. Of all t=
he gifts I received, this is one of them.
9. Well, well, well …
8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would’ve fit.
7. This is perfect for wearing around the basement.
6. Boy=
, I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots =
of unexplained fires.
5. If the dog buries it, I’ll be furious!
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4. I love it — but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.
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Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.=
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=2E To think — I got this gift the year I vowed to give all my gifts to ch=
arity.
And the Number One Thing to say about a Christmas gift you don’t l=
ike:
1. "I really don’t deserve this."
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Dr. Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus kn=
ows me, this I Love”