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When I was a child, my famil=
y was so poor that at Christmas we exchanged glances.
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bsp;
I was teaching my dyslexic friend how mistletoe works but I d=
on’t think he stood under it.
I th=
ought I would be proud of sealing all my Christmas card envelopes myself, b=
ut the whole ordeal just left me with a bad taste in my mouth.
I can tell Santa Claus is a man, because no woman would ever wea=
r the same outfit every year.
Note to gr=
andkids: When you stop believing in Santa you start getting socks and under=
wear for Christmas.
I wasn’t pla=
nning on giving Christmas presents to many people this year, until I h=
eard about those exploding Samsung phones from Israel.
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The main thing I want this Christmas is for someone to wake =
me up when it’s all over.
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Dr. Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net=
“1 cross + 3 nails =3D 4 given”