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Q: I was Christmas shopping =
the other day and saw a brass band downtown and wondered, “Why is the=
re dribble on the sidewalk underneath all their instruments?”
A: Turns out it was the Salivation Army Band.
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Q: How much does Santa’s sleigh cost?
A: N=
othing. It’s on the house.
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Q: Whic=
h “Elf on the shelf” hid all the advent calendars?
A: Miss C=
hievous.
Q: Why do people send out Chris=
tmas cards each December?
A: Because it’d be awkward if=
they sent out Valentine’s Day cards.
Q: What do you call a Christmas wreath made out of $100 bills?
A: Aretha Franklins.
Q: Why isn&=
#8217;t Rudolph flying with Santa this year?
A: Because his =
grades in History class dropped from a B to a D.
Q: What did an atheist for 11 months of the year change into every=
December?
A: An eggnogstic.
Q: Even though Australians love big Christmas wreaths on the door, why w=
ould a bloke get mad if his wife got one big enough to block the doorway?
A: It would become a Great Barrier Wreath.
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Dr. Bob Griffin
“Abhorring all my sin, adoring onl=
y Him”
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[email protected] www.grif.net