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11/24/25 Grif.Net – Funny Thanksgiving Quotations

11/24/25 Grif.Net – Funny Thanksgiving Quotations

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"Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings, one by one, as each r=
elative finally goes home."

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; Melanie White

 

"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot c=
ake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."

— Jim Davis

 

“I come from a family where gravy is conside=
red a beverage.”

— Erma Bom=
beck

 

“You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have =
to let your bathrobe out.”

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; Jay Leno

 

"I can’t cook a Thanksgiving dinner. All I can make is co=
ld cereal and maybe toast."

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; Charlie Brown

 

“Thanksgiving is an emotional time. People travel t=
housands of miles to be with people they see only once a year. And then dis=
cover once a year is way too often.”

— Johnny Carson

 

“A new survey found that 80 percent of men=
claim they help cook Thanksgiving dinner. Which makes sense, when you hear=
them consider saying ‘that smells good’ to be helping.”

— Jimmy Fallon

 

"I suppose I=
will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for=
it."

— Robert Brault

 

&quo=
t;After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.&q=
uot;

— Oscar Wilde

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“An op=
timist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.”

— Irv Kupcinet

 

“If you wish t=
o make an apple pie truly from scratch, you must first invent the universe.=

— Carl Sagan


"Thanksgiving — when the people who are the most thankful =
are the ones who didn’t have to cook."

— Melanie White

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Dr. Bob Griffin
“Abhorring all my sin, a=
doring only Him”

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