=
“I was told that, sayi=
ng “Oh, this old thing?” isn’t an appropriate way to intr=
oduce my wife.”
“I argued wi=
th my wife and finally yelled at her, ‘You know, I was a fool when I =
married you.’ She replied, ‘That may be true, but I was in love=
and didn’t notice it.’”
“I am careful to be kind to my kids. They will choose my nursing h=
ome.”
=
“I find retirement is =
wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught.&=
#8221;
“I was warned not to be a l=
awn mower husband. I thought that would be a good thing. Then I found lawn =
mowers are hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don’t work half =
the time.”
“I knew it was ti=
me to retire when teens in my congregation were wearing clothing from =
my youth and calling it retro.”
&#=
8220;I’ve figured out that saying I’m aging gracefully is a nic=
e way of saying you think I’m slowly looking worse.”=
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected]&=
nbsp; www.grif.net
“From all harm safe in H=
is sheltering arms
I’m living by faith and fee=
l no alarm.”