=
I got an A on my origami ass=
ignment when I turned my paper into my teacher.
I poured some water over a duck’s back yesterday. I don’t think he =
cared.
I know my girlfriend thought I wa=
s invading her privacy because she wrote about it in her diary.
I’m such a good navigator, a self-driving car once =
asked me for directions.
I’m so upset=
212;my barber said he can’t cut my hair any longer. He said he can only cut=
it shorter.
I finally figured out that =
when mermaids wash their fins, they must use Tide.
 =
;
I understand that dogs can’t operate MRI machines, but catscan.
I think that when they are bad, rainbow=
s go to prism so they have time to reflect on what they’ve done.=
I put the car in reverse and always tell my wife, =
"Ah, this takes me back."
I was making a joke about retirement, but it jus=
t didn’t work anymore.
I bought a thesaurus the=
other day, but when I got home and opened it, all the pages were blank. I =
have no word to describe how angry I am.
~~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
“It is not enough to stare up the steps;
we must ste=
p up the stairs “