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10/22/25 Grif.Net – Resumania (part 2)

10/22/25 Grif.Net – Resumania (part 2)

["R=
esumania" is a term used to describe the unintentional bloopers that o=
ften appear on job candidates’ resumes, job applications and cover letters.=
]

 

 "Objection: To utilize my skills in sales."

(Have you considered law school?)

 

 "My =
salary requirement is $34 per year."

(They say money isn’t everything.)

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 "Served as assistant sore=
manager."

(Ouch.)=

 

 "Work=
history: Bum. Abandoned belongings and led nomadic lifestyle."

(So, you’re willing to travel?)

 

 "Pr=
evious experience: Self-employed – a fiasco."

(Definitely to the point.)

&nbs=
p;

 "I vow to fulfill the goal=
s of the company as long as I live."

(And they say loyalty is hard to come by.)

 

 "Reason for leavi=
ng last job: Pushed aside so the vice president’s girlfriend could steal my=
job."

(We’re glad you’re not bitter=
=2E)

 

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Dr. Bob Griffin
[email protected]  w=
ww.grif.net
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“1 cross + 3 nails =3D 4 given”

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