["R=
esumania" is a term coined by Mr. Robert Half, founder of RHI Consulti=
ng’s parent company, to describe the unintentional bloopers that often appe=
ar on job candidates’ resumes, job applications and cover letters. ]
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;"I perform my job with effortless efficiency, effectiveness, efficacy=
, and expertise."
(And an eye on th=
e "e" section of the dictionary, evidently.)
"Insuffi=
cient writing skills, thought processes have slowed down some. If I am not =
one of the best, I will look for another opportunity."
(No problem …)
&nbs=
p;
"Seek challenges that test=
my mind and body, since the two are usually inseparable."
(Glad to hear it.)
"My compensation sho=
uld be at least equal to my age."
(=
And bonuses "tied to" his shoe size?)
"I am very deta=
il-oreinted."
(With the possible ex=
ception of spelling)
"I can play well with others."
(We’ll be sure to tell your mommy.)=
&qu=
ot;Married, eight children. Prefer frequent travel."=
(A new twist on work-family balance.)
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
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“From all harm safe in His sheltering arms
I’m living by faith and feel no alarm.”