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10/21/25 Grif.Net – Resumania (part 1)

10/21/25 Grif.Net – Resumania (part 1)

["R=
esumania" is a term coined by Mr. Robert Half, founder of RHI Consulti=
ng’s parent company, to describe the unintentional bloopers that often appe=
ar on job candidates’ resumes, job applications and cover letters. ]

 

&nbsp=
;"I perform my job with effortless efficiency, effectiveness, efficacy=
, and expertise."

(And an eye on th=
e "e" section of the dictionary, evidently.)

 

 "Insuffi=
cient writing skills, thought processes have slowed down some. If I am not =
one of the best, I will look for another opportunity."

(No problem …)

&nbs=
p;

 "Seek challenges that test=
my mind and body, since the two are usually inseparable."

(Glad to hear it.)

 

 "My compensation sho=
uld be at least equal to my age."

(=
And bonuses "tied to" his shoe size?)

 

 "I am very deta=
il-oreinted."

(With the possible ex=
ception of spelling)

 

 "I can play well with others."

(We’ll be sure to tell your mommy.)=

 

 &qu=
ot;Married, eight children. Prefer frequent travel."
=

(A new twist on work-family balance.)

 

~~=

Dr Bob Griffin

[email protected]  =
www.grif.net

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