10/20/25 Grif.Net – Small Town in Wisconsin

Retiring=
to Wisconsin I found some towns are so small that

…their city limits =
signs are both on the same post.

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sp;

…the city jail is called amoeba; it onl=
y has one cell.

…the McDonalds only has one Golden Arch.

…the 7-11 is=
a 9-5.

…the mayor had to annex property to eat a foot long hot dog.

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=2Ethe New Years baby was born in October.

…the one-block-long Main Stre=
et dead ends in both directions.

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sp;

…there’s no place to go that you should=
n’t.

…a "Night on the Town" takes only 11 minutes.

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…the pho=
ne book has only one page.

…at the last beauty contest, nobody won.

…t=
he ZIP code was a fraction.

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Dr Bob Griffin

[email protected] www.grif.net

Continue steadfastly in prayer, being watchful in it with thanksg=
iving.

At the same time, pray al=
so for us, that God may open to us a door for the word,