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10/17/25 Grif.Net – Status Updates from my Friends

10/17/25 Grif.Net – Status Updates from my Friends

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James Z. boasted, “I&#=
8217;m getting stronger in old age! I now can lift $100 worth of groceries =
with just one hand.”

 

Ken H. report=
ed, “Somebody just threw a handful of Omega 3 tablets at me! It’s oka=
y; I only suffered super fish oil injuries.”

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Cynthia H. discovered, “China isn’t concerned about =
global warming because they already have a communist government.”

 

David C. concluded, “Sunday reminded =
me there is a heaven. Monday reminded me we’re not there yet.”

 

Mike B. said, “Siri must think I&=
#8217;m a bad driver. She said, ‘In 400 feet, pull over and let me ou=
t.”

 

Voddie B. preached, “Bab=
ies are by nature sinners. Think of them as vipers in diapers.”

 

Kathy V. ranted, “Auto correct can go t=
o he’ll.”

 

Ken M. admitted, &=
#8220;I don’t let my age define me, but the side effects are getting harder=
to ignore.”

 

Alric S. whined, &#82=
20;Why do I push “one” for English, and still get someone who I=
can’t understand?”

 

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Dr. Bob Griffin

bob=
@grif.net
  www.grif.net

“Jesus knows me, this I Love”

 

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