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10/16/25 Grif.Net – Odd Word Plays Because I Can

10/16/25 Grif.Net – Odd Word Plays Because I Can

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[Collection of oddities that=
struck my funny bones]

 

Plateaus are th=
e highest form of flattery.

 

Where do bum=
blebees go to use the restroom?

At the BP station.=

 

What=E2=80=99s the difference between a steak and =
a shooting star?

One is meaty and the other is a little mete=
or.

 

Conjunctivitis.com is a sight for so=
re eyes

 

When I bought a dozen bees from =
a beekeeper, he gave me 13. Being honest I pointed out I had one too many.

He said, =E2=80=9CKeep it. Consider it a freebie.=E2=80=9D

 

What=E2=80=99s the most important part whe=
n telling a joke timing.

 

Who=E2=80=99s t=
he coolest worker in the hospital?

The hip replacement guy.

 

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Dr=
=2E Bob Griffin

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www.grif.net
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=E2=80=9CJesus knows me, this I Love=E2=80=9D

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