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[Trying to keep you all in stitches, we have an assortment of word-play
humor based on sewing to start off the month.]
Sign in the Tailor Shop: Those who get too big for their britches will be
exposed in the end.
I know you can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear, but you can make a
fancy dress. Remember the adage, “Ear today, gown tomorrow”.
When he went to his tailor to pick up his suit, he was disappointed when he
was told that the vest is yet to come.
I told my daughter that no sensible person would take her on a date in a
bikini, so she went with a little moron.
A widowed seamstress and an older farmer fell in love, but were a little
irritated that everyone in town referred to the couple as the old
sow-and-sew.
I bought my wife some beautiful lingerie but I think it has been laced with
something.
If ballerinas wear tutus, do one-legged ballerinas wear oneones?
The lovers were wearing the exact same shoes. Obviously they were
sole-mates.
She loved her sewing machine, but often played with scissors for the shear
fun of it.
Did you hear about the two silkworms that had a race? It ended up in a tie.
~~
Dr. Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given”
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