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Q. In school, Dr. Bob, were you very bad at math?
A. I can’t count how many times I failed.
Q. What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?
A. Stop going in circles and get to the point.
Q. Why do fireflies get bad grades?
A. Because they are not bright enough.
Q. Why did the students leave their accounting course?
A. It was too taxing.
Q. Why did the origami teacher want to quit his job?
A. He was frustrated because of all the paperwork.
Q. At first, I wonder why I was so nervous about English.
A. But now I am past tense.
Q. Why was the fish so sad he failed his classes?
A. He was always below C level.
Q. Why did my music school accuse me of plagiarizing?
A. I was only taking notes.
Q. What are the coolest letters of the alphabet?
A. The AC.
Q. What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
A. One says, “Spit out that gum!” the other says “Chew, chew, chew”.
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Dr. Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given”
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