Q. On=
the first day of school, what did the teacher say her three favorite words=
were?
A. June, July, and August.
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Q. =
Why did the echo get detention the first day?
A. It kept answering back.=
Q. What is a math teacher’s favor=
ite season?
A. Sum-mer.
Q. Where do w=
riting utensils go on vacation?
A. Pencil-vania.
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p;
Q. Where does a surfer go to school?
A. Boarding school.
Q. Children in what grade have the greenest=
thumbs?
A. Kindergarden.
Q. Why did =
the teacher jump into the pool?
A. He wanted to test the water.
Q. What happened when the teacher tied all the k=
id’s shoelaces together?
A. They had a big class trip.
Q. Why did the M&M go to school?
A. Because =
it really wanted to be a smartie.
Q. Why=
do calculators make great friends?
A. You can count on them.=
~~~
Dr. Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus knows me,=
this I Love”