[Here’s another batch of potential signs that might fi=
t in your kitchen, at your own risk!]
The only reason I have a kitch=
en is because it came with the house!
If you don’t like my standards of cooking, lower your sta=
ndards.
If a messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, this kitchen is delirious.
I=
f we are what we eat, then I’m easy, fast, and cheap.
=
To my kids, a balance=
d diet is a cookie in each hand.
&nb=
sp;
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrige=
rator
Help keep this kitchen clean – eat out.
Countless number of people ha=
ve eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
My next house wi=
ll have no kitchen — just vending machines.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.=
net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"