Ju L.=
announced, “I just blocked someone for correcting my grammar and it =
feelded good.”
Tim M. reported, &=
#8220;A man fell on the baggage carousel at the airport, but he’s slo=
wly coming around.”
Deena O. admit=
ted, “I used to be very narcissistic, but you should see me now.̶=
1;
Tommy M. shared, “Marriage is =
like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you know that warm=
feeling inside.”
Taylor S. compl=
ained, “I was assigned female at birth, and I identify as a female.&n=
bsp; But according to the back of my Kraft Maccaroni and Cheese box, I am a=
family of four.”
Ken M. lamented=
, “I went to Magician’s School but flunked the final exam. Think they=
were all trick questions.”
Ana P.=
reported, “I established dominance in my marriage by watching all se=
ven seasons of Gilmore Girls under my husband’s Netflix profile.̶=
1;
Louis G. said, “No one knew tha=
t my wife had a dental implant until it came out one night in conversation.=
”
June K. (an old friend) argued w=
ith me that cheese is the only thing that belongs on a good pizza. Finally,=
she said, “Nothing tops a plain pizza.” She was surprise=
d when I agreed.
Ken H. moaned, “T=
he fishing was so bad even the liars didn’t catch anything.”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"