My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE=
"If you’re going to kill each other, do it out=
side. I just finished cleaning!"
My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out =
of the carpet."
My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL
"If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you =
into the middle of next week!"
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My mother taught me LOGIC:
"Because I said so, that’s why."=
My mother =
taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you w=
ear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident."=
My mother taught =
me IRONY
"Keep laughing and I’ll gi=
ve you something to cry about."
My mother taught me about the scienc=
e of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and ea=
t your supper!"
My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your nec=
k!"
[more tomorrow]
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Dr. Bob Griffin
“Abhorring all my sin, adori=
ng only Him”
[email protected] www.grif.net