[Bill S. sent these and wondered if =
I could use some new puns and word plays for my monthly foray. Every =
reader of the Grif.Net will say, “Always, Bill, always.”]
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I got run over by a rental car.
It Hertz a lot.
Wanted: Roofing Contractor.
Must be truss worthy.
I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 as Roman =
Numerals.
IM =
LIVID.
I bought some new electric garden trimmers.
They’re cutting-hedge technology.
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My boss asked me why I only get sick on workdays.
I sa=
id it must be my weekend immune system.
I’m going to =
take up coin collecting.
The change will do me good.
I haven’t kept up my Scrabble Club membership.
Now they’re sending me threatening letters.
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A=
t the grocery store the kid bagging my stuff asked me if I wanted paper or =
plastic. I told him I didn’t care, and he could decide for me.
"No way", he said, "Baggers can’t be choosers"&nb=
sp;
I was confused when my printer started playing mu=
sic.
Then I realized the paper was jamming.
I was sitting here eating my lunch when I realized cottage cheese =
is not actually a cheese.
It’s just a curd to m=
e.
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~~~
Dr Bob Gri=
ffin
bob@grif.=
net www.grif.net
“It is not enough to stare up the steps;we must step up the stairs “