[With news of the soda industry’s return to sugar from=
high fructose corn syrup, Coca Cola fizzled again.]
Here is the latest Sto=
ck Market Report:
Fluorescent tub=
ing was dimmed in light trading.
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bsp;
Mining equipment hit rock bottom.
Diaper=
s remain unchanged.
Knives were up sharply.
Cows steered into a bull mark=
et.
Helium was up.
Feathers were down.
=
Paper was stationary.
Pencils lost=
a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing.
Elevators rose, while escala=
tors continued their slow decline.
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nbsp;
Weights were up in heavy trading.
Light =
switches were off.
Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.=
The market for ra=
isins dried up.
Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.
Sun peaked at midday.
=
Balloon prices were inflated.
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=
And lithium batteries exploded in an attempt =
to recharge the market.
=
~~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“It is not=
enough to stare up the steps;
we must step up the stairs “