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07/16/25 Grif.Net – Stock Humor (+ Answers Capital Cities Quiz 3)

07/16/25 Grif.Net – Stock Humor (+ Answers Capital Cities Quiz 3)

[Sharing a little stock humor after a tough quiz]

I a=
gree with Mark Twain who said that October is one of the peculiarly dangero=
us months to speculate in stocks. The others are July, January, September, =
April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.

 

After re=
viewing my stock portfolio, I found that the biggest difference between me =
and a pigeon is that the pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.

 

So norma=
lly I stick to lame humor and avoid discussing decisions on buying or selli=
ng of stocks, but I felt this is important enough to share and warn you sin=
ce this explosive situation with the current market might prove to be yet a=
nother ENRON.

 

Please review any holdings you might have in the following s=
tocks: American Can, Pacific Water and Gas Company, and Northern Tissue Com=
pany. Due to uncertain market conditions, I advise you to sit tight on your=
American Can, hold your Water, and let go of your Gas. You may be interest=
ed to know that Northern Tissue touched a new bottom today, and millions we=
re wiped clean.

~~ANSWERS to Capital Cities Quiz #3~~

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1. What capital city was the first city in history to =
reach a population of 1 million?

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ROME, Italy in 133 BCE (esti=
mate). LONDON, England (verified). I’ll accept either.

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2. What is the windiest capital city in the world?

WELLINGTON, New Zealand (wind speeds over 35mph, 175 days)

 

3. What is the oldest continually inhabited c=
apital city in the world?

DAMASCUS, Syria

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4. What capital is located nearest to the Equator?

QUITO, Equator at 00’ 15’ 00 degrees South

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5. What is the lowest lying national capital?

BAKU, Azerbaijan at about 80 feet below sea level

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6. At about 150,000 residents per square mile, what is the =
most densely populated capital city?

MANILLA, Philippines

 

7. What national capital has the most poll=
uted air?

BEIJING, China, with 700 micro grams of PM 2.5 per =
cubic meter

 

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8. What is the most northerl=
y capital city?

REYKJAVIK, Iceland

 

9. What is the coldest capital city?

ULAN BATOR, Mon=
golia, at 37.4F degrees

 

10. What is the=
wettest capital city?

MONROVIA, Liberia, with 185 inches of =
rain per annum

 

11. What nation has THREE=
capital cities, each housing different branches of the government?

SOUTH AFRICA – Pretoria, Cape Town, and Bloemfontein

 

12. What capital city is the largest by area=

TOKYO, Japan, at 2,700 square miles

 

13. What is the driest capital city?

LIMA, Peru, with a=
bout one inch of rain per annum

 

14. What=
is the hottest capital city?

BANGKOK, Thailand, with average=
temperature near 81.8F

 

15. What TWO na=
tional capitals are located closest to each other?

KINSHASA, =
Democratic Republic of Congo on south bank of River Congo and BRAZZAVILLE, =
Republic of Congo on the north bank, about =BD mile apart
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~~~

Dr. Bob Griffin

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“Jesus knows me, this I Lo=
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