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07/07/25 Grif.Net – My “Shout Out” List

07/07/25 Grif.Net – My “Shout Out” List

SHOUT OUT to the sidewalks. 

They keep me off the street.


SHOUT OUT =
to my fingers.

I can always count on the=
m.


SHOUT OUT to facial hair.

I always tried to shave it off, but now it’s kind of growing o=
n me.


SHOUT OUT to that old vacuum cleaner I sold on eBay=
=2E

It was just gathering dust around my=
house anyway.


SHOUT OUT to the DMV for encouraging me to=
be an organ donor.

Glad I had the guts.=

 

SHOUT OUT to my arms.
They’re always at my side.

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SHOUT OUT to a good night’s sleep.

It’s so easy I can do it with my eyes closed.

 =

SHOUT OUT to my boss who said, &#8220=
;Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.”

Now I can go to work as Batman.


SHO=
UT OUT to my barber who told me he can’t cut my hair any longer.=

No problem. I wanted it cut shorter anyway.

 

SHOUT OUT to the silent a=
uction for charity.

I bid on a dog whist=
le and two mimes.


SHOUT OUT to my car transmission every =
time I shift into reverse.

It always tak=
es me back . . .

 

SHOUT OUT to my legs.

They always support me.

 

SHOUT OUT to my grandmother.
It’s the=
only way she can hear.


~~

Dr. Bob Griffin
&#82=
20;Abhorring all my sin, adoring only Him”

[email protected] www.grif.net=

 

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