[Each month in 2025, we wander unsupervised down memory lane=
, repeating the Grif Net email/blog posts for an entire week from 25 years =
ago (June 2000).]
Has the heaviness of your old-fashioned church got you w=
eighed down? Try us in 2000! We are the New and Improved "LITE CHURCH =
of the Valley".
**Studies have shown we have 24% fewer commitments tha=
n other churches.
**We guarantee to trim off guilt, because we are Low-Cal=
=2E (Low Calvin, that is.)
**We are the home of the 6.9% tithe.
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**We promis=
e 35-minute worship services, including 7-minute sermonettes by the Veggie =
Tale gang.
**We are focusing this Sunday on the exciting text of the “=
;Feeding of the Five Hundred”.
**We have only 6 Commandments — You=
r choice!!
**We use just 3 gospels in our contemporary New Testament titled=
"Good Sound Bites for Modern Human Beings".
**We take the offeri=
ng every other week! (All major credit cards accepted)
**We are looking for=
ward with great anticipation to our 500-year Millenium.
Yes, the New and Im=
proved "LITE CHURCH of the Valley" could be just what you are loo=
king for. We are everything you want in a church . . . and less!=
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!&qu=
ot;