[Odd jokes for families. Don=E2=80=99t blame me.]
Why sh=
ouldn=E2=80=99t you fundraise for marathons?
They just take the money and run.
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Why did the crab cross the road?
It didn=E2=80=99t =E2=80=94 it used the sidewalk.
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Why is gras=
s so dangerous?
Because it’s full of blades=
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Wh=
y does it take pirates a long time to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C.
Why does a moon rock taste bett=
er than an Earth rock?
It=E2=80=99s a littl=
e meteor.
Why are rainbows unconcerned about graining weight?
They=E2=80=99re actually pretty light.
Why did the coffee taste like=
dirt?
Because it was ground just a few min=
utes ago.
Why do quarterbacks tell children=E2=80=99s jokes in the huddle?
So they don’t go over their receivers’ heads.
Why did t=
he student eat his homework?
Because his te=
acher told him it was a piece of cake.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was where it had parked its coupe.
Why do parents nev=
er tell jokes about the house=E2=80=99s roof?
It=E2=80=99s over the children=E2=80=99s heads.
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Dr. Bob Griffin
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