[Befo=
re we get to a real quiz tomorrow, thought we’d ask some fun question=
s today. Smile.]
“Dad, can you please explain to me what=
a solar eclipse is?”
“No sun."
What kind of music does a boulder like?
Rock ‘n’ roll.
What do sp=
rinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast.
Do you know why old folks get heartburn when they eat=
their birthday cake?
They forget to blow out the candl=
es first.
Why should folks not blame peo=
ple for being lazy?
They didn’t do anything.
In these turbulent economic times, where does 00=
7 invest his money?
In the bond market.
=
Interviewer: “Bob, how would you describe yourself in=
three words?”
Me: “Lazy.”
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Dr. Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“1 cross + 3 nails =3D 4 =
given”