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03/21/25 Grif.Net – Just a Few More Limericks

03/21/25 Grif.Net – Just a Few More Limericks

[I st=
ill smile at the clever rhythms and rhymes of a good limerick. Trust these,=
dubbed “favorites” in Limerick itself, will turn that frown up=
side down.]

 

=
The bottle of perfume that W=
illie sent
Was highly displeasing to Millicent;
Her thanks were so co=
ld
They quarreled, I’m told,
‘Bout that silly scent Willie sent=
Millicent.

 

=
~~

There was a=
young lady of Kent,
Whose nose was most awfully bent.
She followed h=
er nose
One day, I suppose —
And no one knows which way she went.

 

~~

As a beauty I am not a st=
ar,
There are others more handsome by far;
But my face — I don’t min=
d it,
For I am behind it;
It’s the people in front that I jar.

 

~~
The shoes of old Eskimo Joe
Fell apar=
t as he walked in the snow.

"Have you needle and thread?=
"

I enquired, but he said,

"No, igloo=
them not sew them, you know."

 

~~

There once was a girl named Irene,

who lived on =
distilled kerosene.

But she started absorbin’

A new hydrocarbon,

And since then has never benzene!

 

~~

=
At 16 I sighed as I hopedFor a bike like a Harley. I groped

In my pocket for cash
=
And bought something less flash;

=
Then I sat on my moped and m=
oped.


~~ 

=
I’m really determined and ke=
en
To start giving this house a spring clean.

I will do it=
I say,
Yes, I’ll do it today …

Well, I’ll do it tomorro=
w, I mean. 

~~
[And Joel B. added verse 2 to a classic]=

Pa followed that pair to Pawtucket

Nan and the man=
and the bucket

He said to the man

You are welc=
ome to Nan

But as to the bucket, Pawtucket.=

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

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