[We u=
sed a couple of limericks yesterday, so thought a few more couldn’t h=
urt. And must feature some clean classic lines you all may remember. =
Smile.]
A major, with wonderful force,
Called out in Hyde Park fo=
r a horse.
All the flowers looked round,
But no horse could be found;=
So he just rhododendron, of course.
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~~
There was an old man of Nantucket
Who kept all his cash=
in a bucket;
But his daughter, named Nan
Ran away with a man —
A=
nd as far as the bucket? Nantucket.
~~
A flea and a fly in a flue,
Were imprisoned, so what could =
they do?
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
"Let us fly,&quo=
t; said the flea,
And they flew through a flaw in the flue.
~~
There was a young lady from Niger,Who smiled as she rode on a tiger.
They came back from the ride
Wi=
th the lady inside,
And the smile on the face of the tiger.
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This limerick’s simply sublime
A=
nd inspiring in meter and rhyme;
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It expresses but nought
W=
ith intelligent thought
And to write it used hours of time.
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A tutor who tooted a flute
Tried t=
o teach two young tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor,
"I=
s it harder to toot, or..
To tutor two tutors to toot?"
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.ne=
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"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
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