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o’ the moaning to you this fine St Patrick’s Day. Here’s =
a little fun for the kiddo in everyone.]
Why should you never iron a four-leaf clover?
You don&=
#8217;t want to press your luck.
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What do=
you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.
What does it m=
ean if you find a four-leaf clover?
It means you have t=
oo much time to kill.
How is a four-leaf=
clover like a good joke on the Grif Net blog?
It’s ver=
y hard to find.
How can you spot a jealo=
us shamrock?
It’ll be green with envy.
Why=
did God make shamrocks green?
He loved green more than blue and yellow =
combined.
Why do people wear shamrocks o=
n St. Patrick’s Day?
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Because real rocks are too h=
eavy.
Why are shamrocks so hard to find?=
They’re underclover.
Besides enjoying the Irish jig, where do leprechauns dance?
At McDonalds because they love to dance the shamrock shake.
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Dr. Bob Griffin
“Abhoring all my sin, adoring only Him=
”
bob@gri=
f.net www.grif.net