Here is a REALITY CHECK for those who cannot stop the hands on =
the clock of time and celebrates birthdays seemingly annually. None a=
re original with me, but all endorsed by me this 77th birthday w=
eek from personal experience.
> Eventually, you will reach a point when y=
ou stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.=
> Don’t =
let anyone tell you that you’re getting old. Squash their toes with y=
our wheelchair.
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> The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting i=
n line for.
> Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me. I wan=
t people to know why I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and so=
me of the roads weren’t paved.
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bsp;
> Maturity means being emotionally a=
nd mentally healthy. It is that time when you know when to say yes and when=
to say no, and when to say WHOOPPEE!
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> How old would you be if you didn&=
#8217;t know how old you are?
> When you are dissatisfied and would like =
to go back to youth, just think of Algebra.
> You know you are getting =
old when everything either dries up or leaks.
> I don’t know how I =
got over the hill without getting to the top.
> One of the many things no=
one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being youn=
g.
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; Age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly. It is more often a successio=
n of jerks.
> Old age is when former classmates are so gray, wrinkled, an=
d blind that they don’t recognize you.
> If you don’t learn =
to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh at when you are=
old.
> Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
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Dr. Bob Griffin“Abhoring all my sin, adoring only Him”
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www.grif.net