02/19/25 Grif.Net – Think About It (+ Answers to Name That Disney Tune Quiz)

[Deep Thoughts to keep your minds functioning on a cold winter =
day]

** It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because the=
y always take things literally.

** People often accuse me of stealing other&#8217=
;s jokes and being a plagiarist. Their words — not mine…

** What&#821=
7;s the difference between ignorance and apathy? Personally, I don’t =
know, and I don’t care.

** I wish there was a button on the TV remote to tu=
rn up the intelligence. There’s a button labeled “brightness&#8=
221;, but it obviously doesn’t work.

** What’s the difference betwe=
en a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce "unionized."

** This =
sentence contains exactly threee erors.

** There are 10 kinds of people in the wo=
rld – Those who read binary and those who don’t.

~~ANSWERS TO “NAME THAT DI=
SNEY TUNE” QUIZ~~

1. "Some Day My Prince Will Come"

(Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs)

2. "When You Wish Upo=
n A Star" 

(Pinocchio)