A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illn=
ess was determined to prove wrong the old saying, “You can’t ta=
ke it with you”. After much thought and consideration, the old ambula=
nce-chaser finally figured out how to take at least some of his money with =
him when he died.
He instructed his wife to go to the bank and withdraw enough mo=
ney to fill two pillowcases. He then directed her to take the bags of money=
to the attic and leave them directly above his bed. His plan? When he pass=
ed away, he would reach out and grab the bags on his way to heaven.
Several week=
s after the funeral, the deceased lawyer’s wife, up in the attic clea=
ning, came upon the two forgotten pillowcases stuffed with cash. “Oh,=
that old fool,” she exclaimed. “I knew he should have had me p=
ut the money in the basement.”
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1. &=
#8220;To work without love is slavery.”
Mother Teresa
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2. “Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do t=
hat. Hate cannot drive out hate, only love can do that.”
Martin Luther King Jr.
3. “The only thing we have to fea=
r is fear itself.”
Franklin D. Rooseve=
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"The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising=
every time we fall."
Oliver Goldsmith
5. =
220;The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen nor even=
touched, but just felt in the heart.”
Helen Keller
6. “You must do the thing you think you cannot do.”
Eleanor Roosevelt
7. “We cannot be sure of hav=
ing something to live for unless we are willing to die for it."
Che Guevara
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8. “In spite of everything I still bel=
ieve that people are really good at heart.”
Anne Frank
9. “As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master.=
This expresses my idea of democracy.”
Abraham Lincoln
10. “He travels the fastest who travels alone.”
Rudyard Kipling
11. “Hell has no fury like a =
woman scorned.”
William Congreve
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12. “=
Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.”
Alfred Lord Tennyson
13. “Knowledge is power.=
”
Sir Francis Bacon
14. “United we s=
tand, divided we fall.”
Aesop
15. “Be =
kind whenever possible. It is always possible.”
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Dalai Lama
Bonus: (less well-known) “When the whole world is sil=
ent, even one voice becomes powerful.”
Malala Yousafzai
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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif=
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"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
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