Bob G. shares, “Don’t be upset with people who=
still believe in Santa Claus. After all, there are some who still believe =
in the Dallas Cowboys.”
Wayne M. instructs, “How to cook crack and cl=
ean a crab. Step 1 – use commas.”
Gail M. relates, “I tried to =
say, ‘I’m a functional adult’ but my phone changed it to =
‘I’m a fictional adult”. Somehow I feel that is more accu=
rate.”
Paul O. boasts, “Friend 1 said ‘I got promoted’. F=
riend 2 said, ‘I got engaged’. Friend 3 said, ‘I’m =
pregnant’. So I said, ‘One more stamp on my reward card and I g=
et a free coffee.’”
Sheri Z. admits, “All of us older folks kno=
w about ‘living on the edge’. We used to answer the phone witho=
ut knowing who was calling.”
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John K. reminds, “Free pie with meal at =
Perkins tonite. Asked for a slice of ‘Diet Sugar-Free French SilkR=
17;. Didn’t have it but at least I asked.”
Bob E. advises, “If =
putting illegals up in hotels saved the hotel industry, let’s save the airc=
raft industry by flying them all back home.”
Tim M. reminds, “Meat is=
mentioned 290 times in the Bible. Tofu is mentioned 0 times. There’s no sc=
riptural evidence for veganism.”
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Richard G asks, “If I combine the DN=
A of a possum, a blily-goat, and a manatee, would that be a possibility?=
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Dr. Bob Griffin
“Abhoring all my =
sin, adoring only Him”
[email protected] www.grif.net
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